Joker

This from feature Batman Beyond Return of the Joker. Instead of torturing into mad mini-me infantile Robin imposter DIM Drake the Joker SHOULD have that brain-dead DOPE, freakish FOOL, laughable LOSER, simpering SAP, worthless whimpering WORM with hopeless top hat Little JERK Jordan Hill, who KILLED Be A Clown appalling awful utterly UNWATCHABLE every nauseating nanosecond he was on screen his dreadful dancing so excruciatingly EMBARRASSING it made one CRINGE, Joker's revenge for ENDURING him..

Joker kidnaps Summer Gleeson to force her to broadcast it LIVE to whole country gun at her head in Harley's hand. When he's devilishly DONE that dreary droning DISASTER, plot paralyzing funereal FUNGUS, Mayoral mediocrity MISTAKE HamilD-U-L-L Hill cries, "Oh, no, no, this is horrible, horrible--I'M POLITICALLY RUINED! ARGGHHH," grasping hand to chest hitting floor with fatal heart attack, last words, "I always knew that little WORM would be the DEATH of me. And all just for some ONE-NIGHT STAND, drunk, still think THE REPUBLICANS rigged the pater-n-i-t-y t - e - s - t..." His aides instantly take off his rollex, empty his wallet, search his pockets for the keys to his bank safety deposit box (under name H.A. Milton) to get his City cash-CRAMMED foreign bank accounts, bribes, payoffs, kickbacks, disappear with them.

Batman watching tells Nightwing (FORGET Batgirl!) , "We've got to SAFE him!" "Oh, why BOTHER?" he says, DESPISED him as much as viewers DID. "Because," says Batman, "THE ultimate test for A HERO is to save someone you know IS - NOT - WORTH - IT." "But NOT worth it--TWICE?" says Nightwing.

Summer meantime tied up sitting screaming over carnival dunk WITH BOILING ACID while now Little JOKER Jordan throwing balls at it, missing, laughing TOO hysterically to aim. Batman appears, pulls from behind him--THE - TOP - HAT!

"Here, Jordan, HERE," Batman pleads "feel THE POWER of--THE HAT!" "No!" cries Joker, "there'll be NO going back." After struggle scene out of The Exorcist, he put ON The Hat, changed back to worm, dances around. "All THIS just for THAT?" Summer asks, wincing. "Uh, would please SOMEBODY get me DOWN?" "I prefer him BEFORE," Nightwing, nauseated as viewers WERE at the sight first time.